Expensive Restuarants

Sometimes it's ok to pay for atmosphere. Most of the time it's not.

I have a bone to pick with the usual suspects of European cuisine, what's so good about European food? French fondue, Italian rabbit ragoo, German schnitzel. It's not that the food is horrible, it's that these buggers think they can charge an arm and a leg for this stuff.

Slaps all over your freshman face for coveting food that tastes only marginally good.

btw - burgers, french fries, chicken makhni, chicken strips, ranch dressing, grapefruit juice. A Jedi craves only these things.

(auto-slap for the nerdy sci-fi reference)

Ecotourism

Recently overheard at a coffee shop in the penninsula: "Ecotourism will not only save the rainforest, but also the small family farm!"

Slap with a treetrunk and an eggplant.

PS - Remember Eggplant man from Mike Tyson's punch out?