Getting Trashed
As in:
1) "Hey guys, let's get trashed this Saturday in the City."
2) "Man I was really trashed, in fact I'm still feeling pretty crappy."
Not as in:
1) "Please take out the trash, as Friday is our garbage day."
2) "Our last tenants really trashed the place, so we're going to have to take a lot out of the deposit for repairs and beautification."
To recap:
"I forgot to take out the trash (wrong) this morning because I got trashed (correct) last night."
This is a unique instance where I must forgo slapping College Freshmen. Instead I must slap myself and my other 20-30something friends for continuing to get trashed despite their age, job description, and purported maturity.
Auto-slap to the back of my aching head.
Please minimize any jostling we may experience on this trip back home.
1) "Hey guys, let's get trashed this Saturday in the City."
2) "Man I was really trashed, in fact I'm still feeling pretty crappy."
Not as in:
1) "Please take out the trash, as Friday is our garbage day."
2) "Our last tenants really trashed the place, so we're going to have to take a lot out of the deposit for repairs and beautification."
To recap:
"I forgot to take out the trash (wrong) this morning because I got trashed (correct) last night."
This is a unique instance where I must forgo slapping College Freshmen. Instead I must slap myself and my other 20-30something friends for continuing to get trashed despite their age, job description, and purported maturity.
Auto-slap to the back of my aching head.
Please minimize any jostling we may experience on this trip back home.
posted by Charon at 1:22 AM
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