Why Kevin is a Jack Ass...

Kevin likes to be a contrarian. He likes to disagree just for the sake of disagreement. Here are a few other reasons I think Kevin is a jackass:

He's a bit moody at times.
He says he's not interested in my articles and commentary, but those are the kinds of things he knows everything about when we're driving in his truck.
He f@*&ing bum rushed, tackled, and put me in a goddamn headlock after our "friendly" football game, a game of which I wasn't even a participant.
He enjoys the company of livestock.